Hey, a fan page.

I figured it had to be out there.

But it kind of hurts my brain.

Particularly the profusion of Lance/Gareth WTF EXCUSE ME THAT'S MY BABY BROTHER.

Cannot find a text of the awful thing -- yes, before you ask, I do have a lively sense of morbid curiosity -- but I have found this.

And also this, which is, as the kids say these days, for the win.

On an arguably lighter note: Gawain? You so don't win at lousy Victorian poetry.

I'll get you yet, Simcox. [/caricature]

If you think you know what happened, you're wrong. Even I don't know anymore, and I was there ( Read more... )

*sputterchoke*

I should be used to this sort of thing by now, but really. Of all the possible people to be stuck as a foil for...

....Besides, Christian Slater? Please.

Shut up, typist, you do not need to read it.

"Malory, Sir Thomas. Le Morte D'Arthur. Scribner; Collier; Penguin. Challenged as required reading at the Pulaski County High School in Somerset, Ky. (1997) because it is 'junk.'"

--http://author.forbiddenlibrary.com/

...STUPID CHRONICLERS.

Excuse me, I'm going to go hide behind my completely non-canonical love interest now.

TO: Terence Hanbury White
FROM: Mordred of Orkney
DATE: 01.01.2006 02:17
SUBJECT: ....the hell?

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....NOT BLOODY HEREDITARY. How hard is this to understand?!